First let me update you on my living situation. I have a roommate living in the apartment with me and there friend is staying with us so yes we have taken in another stray. So last night early this morning I woke up close to 2am to go to the bathroom as I approached the bathroom I noticed the lights on so I half closed my eyes so I wouldn't wake up walking toward the bathroom as soon as I got to the door I reached for the light switch to turn it off. There are two light switches since the bathroom is so long only the first on was on.I then walked toward the toilet. I proceeded to sit down once sitting I felt something under my foot like paper. I then reached for the light switch next to the toilet. Good thing I was taken a piss otherwise I would have pissed myself. When I looked down there were at least 5 porn magazines on the floor next to the toilet. All I could see was a big ass staring at me. I immediately turned the light off finished using the bathroom and left the bathroom without washing my hands. As soon as I got to my room I kept saying over and over in my head that was not real that was not real and used my hand sanitizer in my room like 3 time LOL, then I got back in bed and went to sleep.
When I woke up to get ready to go to work I was scared to go into the bathroom LOL, but I braved it and it was clear. I know it was not my roommate because I noticed their bedroom door was closed as I returned. So our guess was apparently enjoying himself in the middle of the night LOL I can't wait to see him this evening. I don't know what I'm going to say to him knowing me I will smile and shake my head. I must have gotten up to go to the bathroom at a moment he stepped away since the lights were on. He must know I went to the bathroom because I just about flew off the toilet when I was done causing a loud noise LOL LOL
3 comments:
at first I thought this was going to be another story where the guest saw you topless - adding the porn in the bathroom part...it could have been really good. :-)
On submarines there is usually a magazine rack in the officer's head. Depending on the boat and the policy of the CO, there may or may not be various soft/hard core porn there.
I think we all take it for granted though that the other guys just pass time while they're there perusing the magazine and not actually masturbating.
Of course I could be wrong...
Anyway. fun post.
Thank you Lee for the comment! Yeah, I guess I should get use to what it's like to have a couple of single men in the house :)
I've just never understood the porn in the bathroom! Thanks for educating me on the matter ^_^ It's a mans thing!!
chicks don't dig porn? I'm so disappointed... :-)
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