Dear Naked Lady At My Gym,
I have simply one question for you.
WHY?
I mean, WHY, IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU STAND THERE F'n NAKED FOREVER, NOT DOING ANYTHING IN THE GYM LOCKER ROOM???? WHY???
I really can't take it anymore.
And the fact that you were STILL there staring at yourself in the bathroom mirrors when I exited the stall to wash my hands and had to BRUSH UP AGAINST YOUR GOD FOR SAKEN NAKED ASS to throw my paper towel away in the garbage can, is just.simply.beyond.me.
F'n.Beyond.Me.
Are you married to the Close-Talker man that hangs naked in the Men's room swinging his sac in front of my male friend every so (too) often? Because if that's your husband, you might want to warn him that he's close to being neutered.
Graciously and Always Partly Covered,
Pea