If you know me I tease by saying I live in Mexico because of 90% of my neighbors. So yesterday there was a knock on the door and my roommate answered it and it was the landlord saying they needed to spray and that we had to leave for an hour. I was like we were never told they were spraying. So I sucked it and my roommate told them they were getting ready for work and to come back in an hour.
I was watching Dr Phil my man on T.V. when they came back so I didn't get to see the end of the Dr Phil Family story. Which sucked :) Priorities!
While sitting in my car next to the complex a guy on the balcony of a different building called to me I looked up and he asked me in Spanish how I was and I replied in Spanish fine thanks. Why did I do this fuck then he knew I knew Spanish. Then he said in Spanish you want to hang out. I said in English I only know a little Spanish. Then another guy came out and said in English with a strong Spanish accent. He leaned onto the balcony and asked in English if I wanted a beer and I said no thank you he said you sure I said I'm sure. He went back inside then the original guy said in Spanish you want some cocaine and pressed one side of his nose. I think he knows I understand Spanish duh.... So I said no thank you in English. Then he said if you change your mind I'm here in Spanish I said OK.
What is up with strangers asking me weird ass shit these days. Do I have a sign on my forehead saying I love strangers come hang out in my house and let's do some drugs WTF. I am the last person to ask to do drugs. These people are wacked. At least they don't live in my building no telling what else goes on there. Shit like this causes fires LOL LOL..... I crack myself up sometime!
If my life goes to shit and I fall apart at least I will have a connection :) Yeah and my luck I do drugs then I get drug tested from job. That would not be good! So for now I choose to stay drug free.