A new day...

So it's Thursday and I'm at work. I managed to get up early and went swimming. This is not me I just thought it was a cool photo. I swam laps for 30min and I am so relaxed and sore at the same time that I can fall asleep on my keyboard. After getting ready for work I also went buy my old place to gather more of my belongings along with some of my workout equipment I will need. I was disappointed to see that the asshole perp who is now staying there had been using my things without my permission. I don't think he will be happy when he realize this evening to see my workout equipment gone. I can't believe he took my things out of the shed and set it all up. Anyway, I also picked up my television and a couple lava lamps (the pirate ones :)). I collect lava lamps I have over 20 I do not display them all, but they typically match the room there in.

After work yesterday I went to pick up some food and ended up getting more food than I needed at least I wont have to go grocery shopping for at least two months. I have officially stocked my food storage :) The one thing I did not get was Soy and Rice milk so I'm gonna have to go load up on that today. The reality is I do not enjoy shopping unless it's for toys electronics, etc... To just go shopping for cloths or food I pretty much have to have a list or know what I want because if I've been in the "Mall" or "Store" for an hour my head starts to hurt and overload starts to kick in.

Warning........

Hopscotch is not for overweight/obese people. My fat ass played hopscotch at work today with a couple of co-workers one who is skinny and the other weighting more than I. We had a fun time from 10-11am at work today. I could have opted to play four square but no I wanted to play hopscotch. Do I have a cool job or what?

I had a blast but I could have had a lot more fun if I was not overweight. It's funny how you kinda remember playing as a kid and as you think back you remember oh! I didn't have boobs back then to bounce around to create another obstacle. I'm not so fat that I can't play, but I could loose about 50lbs. We played a full game and I have no idea how many calories I burned but I can tell you I burned some. Now playing was not the brightest idea considering my back injury so some of my hops were more like flops lol lol....

While having fun at work the big light went off in my head that reminded me again that I need to loose weight and get healthy again. I've already been working on it but truth is I've been slacking, ok I've been slacking a lot. I am going to put a plan together today and figure out a workout routine and stick to it. It will include running and swimming laps since those are my two most favorite physical activities to do :) Running being #1 and Swimming #2 I'll update you when that is complete. Thank God, Buddha, Science, and the Trees that there was not a camera videotaping me play hopscotch today.

Scratching my head......

Veteran Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter switched from the Republican to the Democratic Party on Tuesday, saying he has found himself increasingly "at odds with the Republican philosophy."

"This is a painful decision. I know I'm disappointing many of my colleagues," he said at a news conference announcing the move. "The disappointment runs in both directions.
"I'm putting principle at the top of the list," he added.
The switch puts Senate Democrats one vote shy of a filibuster-proof majority of 60 seats. They can reach the 60-seat mark if Al Franken holds his current lead in the disputed Minnesota Senate race.
"As the Republican Party has moved farther and farther to the right, I have found myself increasingly at odds with the Republican philosophy and more in line with the philosophy of the Democratic Party," Specter said.
"In the course of the last several months ... I have traveled the state and surveyed the sentiments of the Republican Party in Pennsylvania and public opinion polls, observed other public opinion polls and have found that the prospects for winning a Republican primary are bleak."
Specter, a five-term Senate veteran, was facing what most political observers believed would have been a tough fight for the Pennsylvania GOP Senate nomination in 2010.

Time

Smart Faucet

This smart faucet is equipped with face recognition technology, able to memorize your face, and then turn on to your preferred temperature and flow when you approach it. Amazingly, this faucet even has a touchscreen display located on top which can be used to check your email, calendar. It should be equipped with WiFi connectivity that can be hooked up to your home WiFi router for fetching emails and calendar updates.
The faucet shall be a good one for those overly busy geeks. So when you’re worried that you don’t even have a minute to shave, you can then shave in front of this faucet as it also lets you check through your inbox, to make sure the precious minutes not wasted while you’re shaving. The faucet is also integrated with LEDs which illuminate to show the temperature, transition from blue to red for higher temperatures. I love this: smart-faucet.

Earth Day....

Mrs Geeker will save you!

I have created the ultimate Superhero. Meet Mrs Geeker she is top of her class. Not only is she smart she's also Hott. Her travel powers are flying, super jump, and teleportation . Some of her powers includes lightning, taunt, and mindcontrol.

I challenge everyone reading this to create your own superhero it is fun! If you need help on how to save your hero as a pic just send me a comment and I will not post it and we can respond that way Have fun:
http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heroMachine/classic.asp

Girl Geeks really do rule!

@ Yahoo! Video

Susan you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

See what happens when you judge a book by its cover. You end up with shit on your face!

Love Bites!

Now it's no secret that most of us have sex (except me :)). Even the ones who don't admit it are probably doin it. Sex is wonderful. It's hot and erotic and can cause a girl to dehydrate if done properly. What's not wonderful are these:




The original tramp stamp. Hickeys. Love bites. Passion marks.
Hispanics often refer to them as monkey bites. (That should give
you a clue as to what kind of people give them!)

What is a hickey? Basically, in plain English, it the rupturing
of tiny blood vessels under the skin. Much like a bruise.

Who gives hickeys? Now, this is just one chics opinion, but if
you're a dude who has awakened to a muffler burn on your neck,
rest assured, a bitch put it there. Yep. I said it. Bitch. As in female
dog. As in a species who feels the need to mark it's territory. She
may as well have pissed on your tire.

If you're a chic who has awakened to the leech mark, chances are
the dog you layed down with last night wants to come back for
seconds. Thus he has to stamp you up to let the other dogs know
he's not yet done.

Other than being disgustingly ugly, there are many reasons to
NOT give or receive hickeys!

1. Because I said so.

2. Chics with hickeys look like tramps.

3. Chics who give hickeys look desperate.

4. It's stupid to purposely hurt one another.

5. Sucking your mate would feel better for them if you did it below
the belt.

6. They are a SURE sign of white, brown, and yellow trash. (How
many Hispanics, Asians, and African Americans have you ever
seen with hickeys.)

7. You set a foul example for your children.

8. And if none of these is a good enough reason revert back to #1.

FURTHERMORE, If it's a bruise you're lookin for, I'll be happy to
punch you in the mouth.

THIS IS WHATS WRONG WITH OUR COUNTRY

wtf?

Imagine what this fucking tender vittle's mom looks like. how the fuck do gotdamn pets get this big. and why is it popular news! want a happy animal? leave him a tad bit hungry. happy to see you when you get home from work! happy to see you in the morning! happy to get fed. do you think this slobbering excuse for a mouser get up to feed or do they feed it like a goose getting prepped for liver removal? I'd like to smack this cat owner up side his/her head!!!
i know a woman whose last dog died of obesity. i really like this woman, but her pet feeding skills suck. her two other dogs are suffering from the same shit.... makes me sick just to see these poor animals dieing from the inside out....
people, do not over feed your pets, if it doesn't like a particular food, it will learn to like it.
"fluffy only likes wild salmon..."
bull shit! it licks its own ass! it will eat what ever you put in front of it. just wait. it'll get hungry. cat doesn't like dry food, trust me. it will find something it likes to eat behind the house in the field... stop over feeding your pets because you feel guilty about leaving it home for 12 hours a day... aarrgghh...

Naked People in Gym Locker Rooms. WHY?

Dear Naked Lady At My Gym,

I have simply one question for you.

WHY?

I mean, WHY, IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU STAND THERE F'n NAKED FOREVER, NOT DOING ANYTHING IN THE GYM LOCKER ROOM???? WHY???

I really can't take it anymore.

And the fact that you were STILL there staring at yourself in the bathroom mirrors when I exited the stall to wash my hands and had to BRUSH UP AGAINST YOUR GOD FOR SAKEN NAKED ASS to throw my paper towel away in the garbage can, is just.simply.beyond.me.

F'n.Beyond.Me.

Are you married to the Close-Talker man that hangs naked in the Men's room swinging his sac in front of my male friend every so (too) often? Because if that's your husband, you might want to warn him that he's close to being neutered.

Graciously and Always Partly Covered,

Pea

My flow can part a sea

I am simply tired.
I am tired of living like this.
I am tired of getting my gut ripped out from under me.
I feel all alone in this house.

I am on the edge of just falling.
Falling into something I'm not ready for.
I am not ready to go.

But sometimes you just have to think
that something has to be on the otherside.
Freedom, a chance to breathe

because surrounded in these dry wall walls are cutting off my air supply.
and i feel something fatal coming on.

I drift, drift, drift, drift, drift...

Volcano

For days, an undersea volcano about 6 miles off the coast of Tonga has been shooting smoke, steam and ash thousands of feet into the sky above the Pacific Ocean. Coastal residents said the steam and ash first appeared Monday. The eruption does not currently pose any threat to islanders, according to The Associated Press. So far, there have been no reports of fish or other animals being affected. About 36 undersea volcanoes are clustered in the area, geologists said. In this photo, smoke is seen after an underwater volcano erupted in Hunga Ha'apai, Tonga, March 18, 2009.(Matangi Tonga Online, via Reuters)

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